There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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