Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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