Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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