let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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