Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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