Dude my mom stole all your condoms
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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