its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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