Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Randomize
