I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just want nice things and good sex
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I think people are normalizing furries
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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