he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
