have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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