Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
the raccoons are back...
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