kristin has been a bad kristin
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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