we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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