You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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