You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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