I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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