Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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