If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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