you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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