ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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