there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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