did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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