You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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