Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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