So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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