I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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