can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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