i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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