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• (760): View more from California

  I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.

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  haha i love mojitos

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  ya and i hate cabbage

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.

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• (530): View more from California

  So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.

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