I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.