Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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