Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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