Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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