So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
