Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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