Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just want to make out with him forever
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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