Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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