so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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