We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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