i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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