At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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