Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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