I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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