They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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