He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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