belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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