you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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