All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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