your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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