Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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