Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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