She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
