I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
