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you win
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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