he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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