It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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