The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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