So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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