it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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i came on her dog
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I would fuck him just for his dog
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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