It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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