im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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