Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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