You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
